Ever wonder what the Q stands for in Q-Tip? No googling. Is that how you say that? Or more like google-ing? Googleing...

Anyway. Time to graduate is coming so horrendously fast. I'm going to miss my smelly, dirty house and roommates. My smelly, dirty roommates.

I tried to get a free Whopper today after my visit to Burger King. My receipt had a call in survey option, and I figured it was a great idea considering how much I have to eat out. So I call the number, and a recording tells me to push any number on my touchpad for more information about the number I called. I pushed one, so it told me that I would receive a text message with how to get more infomation.

Immediately, I get a text. "For 9.99/month plus standard text messaging charges, you can subscribe to this service."

What?! The damn Whopper only costs $2. The coupon even says "only one per customer per month". So I've got to spend $10 to get a $2 Whopper?

....Man, that Whopper is going to taste good on Thursday.

Well, I was hinting that you'd get to see the awesome snow penis in my last update, but it turns out Will is just about as good with technology as Mark is.

Ohhh, I kid.

But seriously, another blizzard warning? I hate the snow. All this extra crap is going to make next week, when it all melts again, very, very gross and wet. Can't wait until my house is soggy. Great.