From 1600 chips with blinds at 200/400 to 9700 chips in two hands.

I screamed so loud the old lady across the street looked up at my windows.

The whistles go woo..

Made the thumbnails smaller. Now you can see more of them easier.

I suggest this one.

FREEDOM. SWEET, SWEET FREEDOM.

I'm depressed.

I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate going to Lone Star. The people, the smell, the duties.

I could live without condescending, pointless demands.

I spend every hour waiting for a phone call
That I know will never come
I used to think you were the one
Now I'm sick of thinking anything at all

I won a $20 buy-in tourney only to discover my prize money of $100 wasn't given to me. Instead, an entry into a $162 buy-in tourney was credited to me.

I'd rather have the money..

Scamming online poker sites really takes it out of ya.

I love Get Fuzzy

I'm tired of looking at this site already. I'm going to change it.

Tim McGraw urges me to live like I'm dying. I just want to live...period.

Aww, jeeze. I just sharted.

Let it rain!

I'm sorry. My priorities are messed up. Please forgive me.

"I didn't know whose they were, they just came in my laundry so I put them on. They're yours?" Honestly.. who else in this house could have owned those shorts? Lie to me some more, please.

ALIENS!

I called into work to see if I was scheduled. She said 1115, so I came in. I wasn't scheduled, she was just short handed.

What a dishonest biatch.

Why is the grass ALWAYS greener? Screw you, subconscious.

You've taken the money out of my account.. now let me gamble with it.

Surprises are what make life worth living.

I hope you like it.

I worked SO long yesterday. 8.5 hours later I was $120 dollars richer. A big thanks to the crazy Dutch people that left me far more than they should.

So... poker?

I hate that I always feel ridiculous.
I hate that I'm second choice.
I hate that today was special, and only I care.
I hate that I'm such a burden.


But most of all, I hate that it's all my fault.

Murder-She-Wrote? More like.. Murder-She-Commits. Anyone else think it's suspicious that somebody is always getting killed when Jessica Fletcher's around?

Scarface is the new Matrix.

I wasn't sure until the second time she said it, but the girl that cut my hair definitely mentioned "sanisation".

Well, I'm sure glad they keep the stuff clean.

Well... what can I say? I finally stopped complaining about it and did something.

If the pics on the right side don't look right...you're gay. Seriously though.. trying to fix that so chill, alright? Just chill.

Coming soon: New Design! Well, not soon. But soon.

I'm hot. It's only 90 and there's no humidity. What will July be like?

Am I less of a man for not being able to finish my steak?

I'm still allowed to worry about you. Don't make me.. please?

I actually worked today. I hope all of you tip well because restaurant work is not easy.

When's the last time you sent me a postcard from France? Try and keep up.

Seeing an old friend just reminded me how much I miss belonging. Where are you...

I'm so terribly inadequate.

I wish I could do this. Then I might actually be able to find a job.

Oh no! Oh...yes...

This game is sort've gross, but awesome.

Happy June. I just spent a lot of money on something that I'm sure I'll regret.

I hope you like it.