As far as I'm concerned, the khakis are what makes it 'business' and the shirt is what makes it 'casual'. As long as you're wearing tan pants, you could wear a Big Johnson t-shirt.

The difference between RSVP and RSVB is that one is actually an accepted acronym, and one's total bunk made up by Liz. You guess which one is which.

Dancing to commercials is the new...retarded thing to do.

I saw many interesting things on the internet today. This was by far the funniest.

Sorry for the more-than-slightly suicidal sentence yesterday. Didn't mean it that way, but thanks for caring Dad. I love you too.

"Addicting" -- Kading

Can't live with you, can't live without you. Now you'll live without me.

I've decided to not shave just my neck until the end of school. I'll have a little scarf by the time finals rolls around.

Vanilla Sky is haunting my dreams.

It's Friday night and I'm playing freecell and rocking out to Britney Spears. Sigh...

Miracle Whip is the new mayonnaise.

I don't think you'll ever find a paper clip that's alone and unused. It's just human nature to mangle the hell out of those things when they're not employed.

Why does it feel like 4 AM, but it's only midnight. Spring break, you have let me down.

Death to the mail system. How long can it take?!

The movie Rat Race was insightful in so many ways. Namely: Don't play Hitler's harmonica.

I dislike all who put their phone numbers in their away messages. Advertising that you're so sad you'll hang out with absolutely anybody is a no bro.

Today was long. So, so long.

Waking up at 730 on spring break to a whiney dog sort've sucks. Next year I'm going somewhere, I promise.

Pizza Hut buffet rocks my face off. Heh.

Time to go back to school, little ones. Fortunately, I've got another week.

Too many options. Just tell me what to do.

I've been having staring contests with Sophie. Is it sadder that she loses or that I win?

So bored. Just send me my video game, you jerk.

Poker is a lot like sex. Everybody thinks that they're the best, but most don't even know what they're doing.

Sorry for yesterday's stolen update. Was feeling uncreative.

Bush Calls Incumbency Key Issue Of Campaign
WASHINGTON, DC—At a campaign dinner Monday, President Bush identified incumbency as the key issue in the upcoming presidential election. "Look at my opponent's record on incumbency," Bush said. "John Kerry is not the president at this time. That's an indisputable matter of public record." Bush added that the American public should seriously consider whether it wants to risk electing a president who has no experience heading a nation, has never resided in the White House, and does not have even one State Of The Union address under his belt.

Hi-larious.

Today was the funniest day I've experienced in a long time. Even now, when I'm filled with the worst feeling I've had in weeks, I just laughed until I cried.

Damn you Brian for stealing my Sophia.

Art history blows ass. Of all the blowiest assiest things I've ever done, this class blows the most ass of all of them.

I will miss you, Hubbell. I will miss you, the most.

Well, it's snowing outside. You'll never believe it, but the Farmers Almanac predicted this snow. Eerie.

Last night I had no dreams, no thoughts. I just time traveled to 7:48 AM. (twilight zoney noises)

Also, to the dumbass on the bridge, 'catastric' is not a word.

The shoulda, woulda and coulda's will kill you. I hope hindsight isn't always 20-20.

It's the little things. Llittle things mean everything.

You know that feeling when you're with someone you really like, and they way they're sitting is making your leg or arm fall asleep, but you don't want to move it because you don't want to disrupt the comfort?

I missed that.

This is entirely too great to be wasted on a crappy update. I'm sorry. It really reminds me of a certain american Looney Toon skunk.

shudder...

Mark tends to think a turd hidden at the foot of your bed would be better than one hidden under your pillow. We'll see, Tubbs.

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are.

When it rains it pours.

What is happiness to you?

The picture I drew of myself was exaggerated, I'll admit. But it wasn't overly exaggerated.

Add a little culture to your life. Background? cezanne, cezanne again, monet, or renoir

Crazy can't hold his meringue. Like, physically can't hold it. Smooth, man. Smooth.

"Chick flicks are the greatest part of American culture...that and the shopping." - Liz

Sigh...

Today I was bored, so I cashed out my money online. Any money that remains in my account (currently 55 bucks) is above even. I can't lose.

I miss you. Come back soon.

No more talking about poker. You don't care, nor should you. Instead, I think I'll keep you updated on my urination frequency. That's something the whole family enjoys.

Some are happy, most are not. I am, but at what cost?

Feeling far too confident, I walk away from tonight's poker game with an extra $20 and another win under my belt.

Remarkable about tonights game?
--Crazy didn't place. He almost always receives prize money when he gambles.
--There were no bad beats. Nobody caught cards on the river all night. Very peculiar.
--Mark and I were the top two finishers. We haven't been heads up all semester.

I re-read all of my previous postings last night. I marveled at how funny I used to be. Eh. Things change.

Feel like throwing up?

I started to just write song lyrics today, but I didn't think that'd serve you at all. You don't need to read retarded lines written by somebody else when I can supply my own original ones.

This a helluva way to spend $26,000.

After weeks of practicing, I've finally begun earning money playing poker. I've won cash in all 6 of my last tournaments played on Party Poker.

I played with the fellas on my floor tonight as well. I won.