Parmesean and Garlic Cheese Nips are gross. Don't buy them. Gross, gross, gross.

Jean came this weekend and it was pretty sweet. I hate looking forward to something for two weeks, and then having it be over in an instant.

The house is clean. Well, cleaner. I hope Jean appreciates the hard work of the boys are 3430. She's coming this weekend and it looks to be a good one.

I don't so much mind hearing Valorie talk to the customer she has on the phone about how to administer their pension plan. At least I'm learning. It's more the fact that she doesn't really know what she's talking about. It's the blind leading the blind.

Then she, verbatim mind you, repeats the whole conversation to her managing partner that sits in an office directly behind me. I hear the whole thing twice, and neither time does she make any sense.

I guess I'm running out of interesting things to say. Not that everything I say is interesting. This weekend included a lot of freak occurrences. From crazy beer pong shots to the shattering of a years old institution, it was interesting.

Polamalu is fast, Roddick is pathetic, and some sixteen (or was she fifteen) year old ice skater is HOT.

I work for Denny Crane. Well, close. Tom is just a little crazy. But the job is very challenging. He said I would get no training, and he was right. I think I learned more in one day at LWBJ than I did in a year at NewCom.

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love NewCom. But this is so close to an actual job I can taste it..

I got the job. I didn't even have to interview for it, I guess. He just assumed that I would be the right fit. Weird enough. I'll be starting on Thursday as an "Audit Intern".

I have no idea what I'll be doing or how often I'll be doing it, but I know I'll be stealing some pens.

Everything is falling back into place. After a great night last night, I plan on watching the Steelers game, watching that weird episode of Lost again and scouting out (stalking) the place where I'm going to interview tomorrow. I've gotta spend tomorrow doing research. LWBJ Check it out for yourself.

This made me laugh. A lot.

I understand the "how" of Johnny Cash's nickname "The Man in Black". What I don't understand is the "why". Johnny Cash is perhaps the coolest name of all time. Give me a better name and I'll tell you why yours sucks. "Hello. My name is Johnny Cash."

Go see "Walk the Line". It's good.

I got my haircut today and it was traumatizing. I just want my heavenly locks back. Here's my new "improved" look: mmmwah.

The reason for the cut is because I have a job interview (gasp) on Monday. I'll keep you all posted.

I don't know about you, but I didn't see any figures in the smoke of the "monster" on Lost last night. Apparently there were many. I looked again, and I guess I can kinda make them out when the image is tinkered with...it's kind've a stretch though.

So the monster is some kind of neural scanner? Checks to see if you're evil or not? That's why the other's keep the kids? I have no idea.

Our oven was hooked up yesterday. It is probably the crappiest new oven that you can buy anywhere, but we do have one. The guy that came to hook it up forgot to take the plastic off of the burners before he turned them on. It just ignited and a mini-campfire was started on our new stove. He says, "Boy you can put some hot dogs on that!"

"Is that plastic supposed to be on there?" Will asks.

"Oh. That must be why that smells.."

Thank God they sent the expert.

Well, home is as cold as it ever was. But my new blanket and layering methods allow me to sleep very, very comfortably. Getting out of bed has never been this hard.

Kading's desk building was pretty funny, but the result of the Steelers game was even better. Good luck next week, boys.

I watched the movie Crash last night and I was very impressed. Everybody tells me to see it and I've had tons of opportunities, but once I finally did I realized how great it is. Such rampant racism like I've never witnessed before. And Sandra Bullock is foxy.

Anybody want to help me sue Party Poker? I really think they could get in trouble for what they're doing. Didn't Napster get in trouble for facilitating illegal acts? I've been underage gambling on there for years.

She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and she sleeps above her covers -- 4 feet above her covers.

Name that movie! And no googling. That's cheating.

I had my first experience with a laxative today, and I gotta say I'm disappointed. It's not that I really wanted the explosive ass experience that I was expecting, but that was it?

Man, I gotta get back to work.

I went out last night for New Years to my new favorite restaurant. It's called Hong Kong and it's in Cedar Falls. The food is great, prices are modest, and the service is incredible. If you're ever up there, it's right next to the Famous Dave's, so go there instead.

This comes a day after the worst service experience in my life? Who knows. Everything will eventually balance itself out, right? This just came extrordinarily fast.