Wait.. where's the moon?

It's that big..round thing in the sky over there...?

I never have my camera when I need it. It's not every day you see a license plate that reads, "Me Wife".

Oh, I'm serious.

Oy.

This spooked me before I went to bed very late.

...did I want to direct? And since when am I cartooned?

After a two week hiatus, I'm back and in a big way.

28/817 = $102.17

I was so stupid to lose. JJ with AK on the board? Not even Mark would make that call.

The short brown hairs in your food? Not mine, I assure you. Please, don't make a fuss. Let me just get those out of there for you. Oh.. you want a new drink/salad/fork?

Excuse me for itching. Jeeze.

So friggin' bored. Where are the good times and the... well, the good times?

Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, "jogging". I believe it's 'jogging' or 'yogging'. it might be a soft "j". I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

What is everybody doing now? I have pretty much done the exact same thing for about a month now... Is everybody else?

800 - Wake Up, Watch Sportcenter
900-1100 - Watch certain TV Show
1100-130 - Work
130-530 - Video Game time
530-900 - Work
900-1100 - Time with the Lady
1100-1130 - Baseball Tonight, Bed

So... what the hell have you been doing?

Women: Can't live with'em...pass the beer nuts.

No poker and no cookies make Josh...something something..

Anticipation is the purest form of pleasure, and the most reliable. While the things that actually happen to you invariably disappoint, the things that never happened to you never fade.

I can't change the channel fast enough when I see:
-3 people over the age of 50
-any of the Wayans brothers
-a phone number on the screen
-feminine products being advertised/discussed
-people dressed in period garb
-women playing sports

Feel free to add...

People are retarded. So..the rocket got hammered in the first inning. This does not mean that Piazza was feeding information to hitters about where the pitches would be.

Have a little faith in humanity...

Work today was awful. I'm sure you've all had days where you have to go to work and serve cheap-ass bastards who order the cheapest dinner so they can get their kids meals' for free. Oh.. you haven't? Must just be ME THEN.

My buttzy.

Let there be poker! My new chips are even better than I had hoped.

Somebody please play with me..

Also, I changed that link on the left so it points to the ancient pics directory. Everything old is in there.

Good morning.

My weekend seeing him and him was interesting at the least.

May be a little late... but enjoy some fireworks.

As the top three receive prize money in the tournaments I play in, it's only natural that I've placed fourth in the last four I've played. En route to those losses, I've whispered goodbye to $121. Don't worry... I'm still up over $1000 this summer, but I'm taking a break for awhile.

See how you like that, fate.

"Life is just once crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead..."

Words to live by.

Snarl.

Well, I can't exactly make you hear it, so use your imagination.

Also, ow ow

Bought some poker chips with the huge amount of money I won yesterday. They were just short of $90.

Hmm?

The Braves finally battled back to 500, and I won a LOT of money today.

Can the rest of this week off work top today? I hope so...

Happy Fourth.

So I worked for 5 hours today and made about $35.

I played poker for 2 hours and made $115. What does this tell you?

The answer: I'm going to waste $150 dollars.

Bored of this again already. Give me time.

I don't usually give money away for free. Can I have what I paid for, please?

thrills and needs won't mix
i don't need those kicks
i will get my fix through limericks on loneliness