Thanksgiving Break Tally:

3 movies watched
2 times turkey was eaten
1 razor ruined
30 hours slept
0 presents purchased
0 hours worked
1 carcass thrown

Also, I HATE Billy Bob Thornton. Absolutely HATE him.

Why do I always feel sick at home? Is it the Sbarros or the dog-frenching?

I have my part of the group paper completed. What am I going to do for 3 days?

I took a break and so did you. I've got three days left and one paper to write. What exactly is the insurance industry?

Home is the exact same as I left it; save for one broken garage door and a dog that never gets to eat.

Well, another C in history. Thanks a lot, big man. Now it's accounting's turn to crush my dreams.

Another nine hours and I'll be home. I hope Sophie's breath is still fantastic.

Wish my luck on my test today. I've studied and prepared. Now it's your turn, God.

Phrase of the Day:

'courtesy flush' - when one senses a turd just released to be of terrible aroma, so they flush quickly to avoid others noticing is said to have performed a courtesy flush.

Why am I up so late? Because I have the need. The need for speed.

Sam's Club is the new... store with everything gigantic.

Weekends are awful for many reasons. Semester break is almost here.

Some girls soap foamed my door. "Josh (heart) Us" He sure does.

Instead of morning construction, we've got a constant high pitched squeal. Isn't that some sort of asian torture?

I'm sure that the football craze will die down eventually, but my gamecube is on 9 hours a day. I'm still unbeaten.

Somebody please buy me this. I'll love you forever.

Who else watched the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night? Come on... own up! I did. It was AMAZING.

I typed a 7 page paper in 3 days. It's amazing. Next: A ten page paper in 10 days. Scared? I thought so.

Rupert found an amazing link. It is mega sweet. You've gotta watch this. Enjoy.

Oh my. I've got the craziest link yet. It seems cult-ish at first... but them becomes amazing. Watch it to completion. whoa..

Also, stop looking at porn! You know who you are! Yeah, that's right. I know all about you.

Another birthday today. Spinach was eaten in celebration.

I've never wanted to be Mr. Peanut more in my entire life. Nice tophat, Josh. That cane is really becoming, Josh. Whoa... sweet monocle, Josh.

A happy birthday was had by all. Another year, another cake.

I hate highway 30.

Going home today, but not before waiting.

I need a video camera to capture my hilariousness. I fear when I grow up, I may grow up.

Also, take a look at the "live" section on the right. I added a link to Pablo and Bryan's blog. Of course, they can't compare to the Castle...

I registered for classes this morning. It looks like I'll be at Drake for at least 6 more months.

On tap for next semester:
Accounting 42
Information Systems 44
Microeconomics
History 002
Survey of Western Art History

No classes on Friday means longer weekends. I'm thoroughly psyched.

Showering without flip flops isn't that bad. It feels more like home. I can't get SARS, can I?

I'm getting psyched to watch 6 episodes of Seinfeld only switching channels three times. My life is sad.

The Concert: Opening acts suck. Maroon 5 needed to relax and play things the speed at which they were meant to be played. The venue was nice. It was good to be able to sit if I wanted, instead of marathon Ben Harper concerts. Maroon 5's encore was 'Highway to Hell'. Never has it been okay to play a cover song as your encore. The drummer amazed me; the lead singer was ugly.

Overall: It was worth the zero dollars I paid for it, but the opportunity cost of 11 hours is high. I'd go again, but only if it was at the Hilton.

On tap for tonight: Maroon 5 at Wartburg. You had better live up to my expectations, band.

Guster is coming to Des Moines. You should come with me. They're amazing.

Also, why do people ask me for condoms? I guess I'm flattered. I must look like a guy who needs condoms.

Bes is wearing my underwear. Do I ask him about it?

Where the hell did I put my flip flops? How am I supposed to shower? You know what other men do in those showers.

Cash is King.

Inviting parents authorizes delicious dividends.

Well, here comes another weekend. Are you excited?

I eat everything with barbeque sauce.

Last but not least: Dust, you are my biggest enemy. Piling up where you are least wanted; causing sneezes. Someday, we'll get you. We will.

I had another link for today, but I decided not to post it. It received some bad reviews, and I fear you may not like it.

Jean: I'm positively mortified.
Matt: Thanks. For that.
Sagar: Oh, God! That's one of those things I'm really glad I saw.
Rupert: That is nothing short of revolting.
Kading: You ****ing b***ard!
Will: Oh... oh my God!
Jenna: Ugh.
Pablo: GOOD GOD! That is ****ing awesome!
T Money: Seen it.
Freese: I'll kill you!

Kevin and Liz heard reviews and were scared silly. If you still wish to see what all the fuss is about, I'll show you. Personally.

Another great link for you today. Watch 'goofballs' and the 'faucet' ad. commercials. . .

I'm your source for funny.

Will it ever stop raining? My car has floated away; my ambition is next.

I thought college was supposed to be higher education.

The boys left. Now: Do I unclean Bes's side of the room?

I ate at Fazoli's 2 times in 24 hours. The new Zio's? I think so.