Halloween loses its luster when you grow up. I haven't had a single piece of candy all day.

Watch Cartoon Network tonight after 11. I dare you.

So yesterday afternoon completely blew. I was lonely and annoyed. ...stupid Madden.

Last night was also less than awesome. I had a great hair day, though.. so I had to document it. I miss Buttzy.

Cheating the poor is the new charity.

Royale with cheese!

I admit, I'm immature. But this is friggin' hilarious.

This, too. Also, this one.

This is what I picture Matt looking like. It's been awhile since I've seen you.

Okay, fine. Maybe not that shirt.

This is sooo hard. You have to really concentrate.

I jumped skkkkyyyy high.

Rocked Midcourt's socks. Ask me something else. I could sit here all day answering your questions.

for all your puzzle needs

Yeah, it's fall outside my room. That's okay though. As long as there's no white stuff.

I'm making sure to keep warm with various wigs and suits.

My Friday was wasted at an etiquette dinner. Did you learn anything about networking with business professionals? I didn't.

My Rabbi says that forgetting is one of the greatest gifts that God has given us. Think about it.

Pledge capture featured:
1: Hour drive that should've taken 30 minutes.
6: Fake dead bodies in the corn maze.
83: Minutes spent wandering through the corn..without finding the exit.
5: People in the car scared by the poor, white, crazy woman who screamed, "Pull the fucking car over now!"
1: Corn cob that scared people. The rest were just rip-offs of my hilarious joke.
52,140: People that watched Game 7 of the NLCS in person, of which I witnessed 4 outs.

I always want to watch movies after they are borrowed. What is that about? Some primal urge to only want what you can't have. Just gimme it back..

I give up on you. I have to. I want to. But you know I won't.

Here comes a hellish weekend.

I guess my fall break should not apply to my blog. I'll update when I feel like it, you.

Boston wins, though that's not really the great part. The great part is that New York lost.

Home was everything I thought it would be. Well, Sophie was actually cuter than I thought she would be. You have to be special to lick my teeth.

Shalom! Surrounded by Christians, Jews like us need to stick together.

Oh, smile Bryan. You know you love me.

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, tell ya all about it when I have the time!

I don't remember the last time I was this tired before midnight. I feel like a 10 year old who's played too much Nintendo. "I'm NOT tired!"

Binge is the new moderation.

My kick? Binge driving. I leave my car for two weeks, then drive 100 miles.

"Uh.. I don't have a watch.. Ya know, to take the minutes." - Mark after being elected Secretary of the Pledge Class

Public urination is ALWAYS funny, especially on well lit streets.

I spent a lot of time today doing something that is only important to me. It's so much more fulfilling than some crappy Jew paper.

Kading is actually blogging again. Click immediately on his sleeping face.

So Matt got this working for me, but it screwed up the blog. Luckily, I was able to fix it. I re-uploaded all the pictures and in the process, found some new ones. You can look if you want.. they're not that interesting.

Also, real sorry to Mark for upsetting the delicate balance that is a healthy relationship. Meant no harm... I should put a disclaimer that says, "For Entertainment Purposes Only".

Jenna and Mark are always flirting.
But Mark never seems to realize that "no" means no.
Luckily, they made up in the end.


As for me? I just flexed...and so did she.

I added a couple new sites to the left bar.. Feel free to read them and compare them to mine.. I know you will anyway.

I bought http://www.mcpeepants.com for my new website. If you don't get the address, you should. Watch Cartoon Network at 11 on Sundays.

I went to the career fair yesterday and was extremely depressed. The only promising internship lead was John Deere. All of the booths basically told me to come back next year.

You think I'll forget? I wouldn't count on it. You're mine, McGladrey and Pullen.

Got my suit today... after paying for it over two weeks ago. It's outstanding. Someday, I hope to awe you all in my suited-glory.

Somebody give me a job. But not immediately. Wait...3 months. Then employ me.

Went to see her at her house.
Kading came too.
And once again.. got naked.
We had to get up at 6:50 the next morning to get on the road to go see this.
My Bravies were taking batting practice when we got there.
When we actually found our seats, though.. it looked like this. Pop flies were annoying.
The Cubs did end up winning, but I saw a lot of home runs.
The bus we rode to and from the game was decorated...embarassingly.
Traffic was so bad, Kading and I napped on the hour ride that took us 10 miles.

All in all, pretty solid weekend. Next time, we're getting a hotel in Chicago. That drive home last night was long.

I'm exhausted. Lots of pictures to come.. when I've had more sleep.

You can wait. They're worth it.

This one took me awhile to get.. but it's worth it.

I can thank Liz for reminding me of my Dad whenever I drink. This one's for you, pop.

Went to Cheddar's for dinner. Had Laspaghetti. Was good. My shirt liked it, too.