The semester is speeding up. I looked at Google's website for internships for next summer. Apparently I have to be working towards an MBA at Harvard or Wharton to be considered. Oh well. I didn't even want to go to California anyway.

You should never open your case on that Deal or No Deal show. Why do people always wait so long? You didn't pick the $750,000. Get over it.

I don't know if anybody but Eggroll will care about this, but I read this morning that Futurama has been renewed for a whole new season. This was one of my favorite cartoons and it was renewed because of the success of Family Guy and the re-runs on Adult Swim. I'm going to go ahead and pat myself on the back.

Nice job, Josh.

They step off the plane and it's 75 and sunny. I know I say this every year, but next year I'm going somewhere. I mean it.

Nothing else to report.

You could practically hear the hearts of hundreds of foxy ladies breaking when Jean said, "Yes". I got engaged tonight and it's one of the best things that's ever happened to me.

I love you, Jeaner. Thanks for saying yes.

I'm so far in debt that I'm starting to panic. I guess I never really thought how deep the hole was getting. I don't regret going to Drake instead of KWood for my electives, but seriously? $2000 for "Intro to Visual Communication"? Man...

Will plans to live like a hobo for a couple years after he graduates to save some money. I guess that's really the only way to do it. A tiny one bedroom apartment in a shady part of town sounds bad, but it's so affordable...

So close to break. So close...

I talked with my advisor about grad school today. I guess I'll be starting on my masters next semester. I just need to get that GMAT out of the way.

The exam took a little bit more than "skirting" and it might have ruined my shot at a 4.0 this semester. Ugh. We'll see on Tuesday.

In other news, this is the first update from LWBJ. I've never been this bored here before, but I'm sure it won't be that common.

This weekend is shaping up to be pretty awesome. I just have one quick exam to skirt though on Thursday and a long day of work on Friday. I can't imagine working 40 hours a week.. ever.

Come to think of it, the 50+ hours a week I'll be at work from January - April when I actually do get out of school just might kill me. Maybe I'll be a professional student.

Joshua Maurer, JD, CPA, CFA, PHD

Looks like another boring spring break is on the horizon. As much as I'd love to go to Texas with Kading and Mark and experience their "Brokeback Mountain"-esque discovery, I think I'll just stay in Iowa.

Where we're happy being closeted homosexuals.

"Seriously though, I swear to God I'm uncomfortable now and it's time you should go."

Name that movie!!

The weeks are going faster and faster. When you really only have 3 days of classes, it's easy to love weekends.

Does anybody remember a time before cell phones? I can't even describe how much I hate cell phone ads and TV must've been awesome without them.

You outta prepaid minutes, foo.