I watched IT last night. Creepy and outstanding, but 3 hours long. I could've done it in 2.

Wouldn't it be weird if when you turned the speaker upside down... the sound turned upside down?

I have a crazy tongue twister for you to try today. Impossible to say this 8 times fast!

I yam we todd did!

It's good to be myself again.

I've got nothing else to write.

Rags to riches and back to rags again. My 48 hour stint with online poker went from up $63.15 to dead even. Thank God I cashed out my $50.

I've fallen in love! I took this picture this afternoon. How cute is this squirrel?

Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway... Lay me down in sheets of linen, you had a busy day today.

I'm gonna miss you all more than anything.

(special news update) Who's the guy in Bes's bed? Also, who's the girl in Bes's bed? Also, am I in the right room?

College means having to check your toothbrush for hair every time you pick it up. Outstanding.

This is news?

Remember the first time you drove by yourself and discovered the radio? You check...nobody else in the car...you sing as loudly as you possibly can.

I love that.

It never stopped being about the little things. It means something when you turn the other way.

You ever notice that when you laugh, the world laughs with you... but you when you cry, the world laughs at you?

I don't know what that means.

Does this Velazquez painting remind anyone else of Herman Munster?

Write things down. Not just important things; write down everything you're thinking about. It'll make you smile when you read it a month from now. I guarantee it.

Live your dream, but know your role.

Damn machines must be attracted to warm weather. Wake me up again.. I dare ya.

Screw you.

Today I:
..experienced street painting for the first time. It was messy and fantastic.
..played in a poker tournament. It was unorganized and pissed me off.
..saw Kading's butt so, so many times.
..rearranged my priorities. Any time with you is worth more than hours doing that.

I love my piehole, so why don't you?

Did you ever notice how fast eyebrows dry? No matter how wet your head is, those things are automatically dry as a bone. Outstanding.

Don't worry about me, I'm dedicated to you.

I've got a room; I'm registered. I'm not looking forward to dealing with either of those issues.

Accounting 80
Stats 71
Psych 01
BLaw 60
Intro to Judaism

Lame.

I just realized that everybody else's Easter was a lot more candy-fied and present filled than mine. Whatever. Enjoy your inappropriate misaligned gifts.

are you?

Listening to music is the new watching TV.

I'm so proud of you for not falling asleep.

I really, really don't want to get up tomorrow. I've operated on less sleep, but the idea of wearing a tie is uncool.

I love the car and hate to see it in pain. Tell me how I can fix you, sweetheart.

My parents like Nascar and country music. There's nothing more ironic than rich hicks.

Whatever happened to Harry Belafonte? "Shake, shake, shake seniora... shake your body line!"

To the man in the green behind me in church tonight: Cover your mouth, bro. You should've learned to do that 50 years ago.

You're adorable. Just thought you should know.

Lots of laughs today, most at others' expense. Especially yours.

Liz and Staube were frighteningly fiesty; Tubbs allowed 13 goals.

I've ordered a shirt off the internet. It's going to be delightful.

This story is sort've funny. I guess it serves them right.

Fantastic. Superman and Seinfeld fans alike will applaud.

Shoelaces? Is it not one string? Nice try, buddy.

Everybody studying, everybody worrying. When I'm not given anything to stress about, my mind creates other problems.

I'm switching from 14 meals a week to 10. I can't think of a good one liner for this situation. Sorry to let you down, friend.

foxy lady

I put a couple new links on that sidebar. One is to the pic directory where I keep all of you stored, and one is to the wallpaper directory full of great backgrounds. Appreciate them.

ISU was good.

It's so nice outside today. If I don't get to play a little tennis in the sun, I'm going to be mega mcpissed.

Figuring out my schedule for next year blows. Still can't find 'Pimp Stizzyle 101'.

Today at the Drake Relays blitz, they were raffling prizes. It being April Fools, I gave the raffle reader Tubbs' ticket number and told him to raffle off a fake $500 cash prize. I love April Fools.

Love is in the air. Wait, this is different. Sort've spicey.