I can now successfully graduate college: I have been featured on College humor.

Did laundry today. I guess I got tired of wearing old clothes. I gotta tell you, 5 loads is a personal record.

Yeah, yeah. It's been two weeks. I didn't get the job and I failed my exam. Isn't this stuff supposed to happen during freshman year?

All I know is that I got the 5-5-5 deal tonight from Dominos and it was fantastic. There's nothing that can compare with a hot pizza and free beer.

My first round of tests is over and I was creamed. I'm gonna have to start studying for these things. And apparently read over my answers when I'm done. I actually used the word "awesome" in one of my finance essays. Ridiculous.

Still no word from my parents. Guess they're busy being adults. I'm still in that blissful middle ground. Some responsibility, but young enough to still have a keg party on Saturday night.

Well, it's all but officially dead. The US Government passed the Online Gambling Enforcement Act of 2006 on Saturday. The act effectively prohibits businesses from accepting transactions with online casinos. PartyPoker has already released a statement saying they will suspend all American accounts indefinitely if the President signs the bill into a law.

Guess I'll have to find another way to get rich quick. Any suggestions?