I just heard a radio ad for lasik eye surgery: $999/eye! It was almost as if they were expecting someone to come in and ask for just one of their eyes done. "Don't worry, I've got a monocle."

Denny Crane forgot about me, I guess. I spent two hours at LWBJ this morning with no direction and no boss. At 10 I gave up and came to NewCom. I guess I'll go back after lunch... but where the hell is that guy?