A straw poll at my house revealed that most (3/4) of us sit when wiping. I know I'm not alone in the half-stand position. I wonder what the percentage is across America. And isn't there a way we can design some kind of contraption where we don't even have to make that decision?

Kading didn't win the lottery. Guess I still have to pay my student loans. It's hard to pay for something so gradual. If you just got your college education in an instant, and felt incredibly smarter immediately, it would almost feel worth $80,000.