Will drop kicked a bottle and bruised his ass after he missed. Kading got a birthday present from a girl who told him to never talk to him again. Mark's hand is healing slowly after an all male hot tub incident went haywire. And I go to work and to school.

The Superbowl is going to be so boring. I'm calling it now, Bears 21 Colts 31.

Kading's parents came over and played beer pong with us last night. It was quite a sight. Made me wonder if my M&D would fancy a game...?

Jean came this weekend and it was awesome. Sad to see her leave, but at least I know it'll only be two weeks this time, instead of three. Great to see Stultz again, too. I can't imagine how he gets himself motivated for classes knowing he already has a job.

I'm even more sore the second day after lifting. I think this is going to take awhile to get used to. But man, once I do... Prepared to be bench pressed, world!

Nadal is out, Roddick is in! You have to think the winner of tonight's match between Roddick and Federer will take the title, but I guess I had already made up my mind about the Nadal match.

The pictures from last night made experiencing it much easier. I wish I could show you all, but Kading would probably try and tackle my McDonalds pole cover again. Ohhh, fine. Kading's spreadin' them cheeks

I actually stayed in budget this weekend!! I'm sure Jean will be proud of me. I really need to get my ass over there to pick up my student loan reimbursement check. That'll buy a LOT of beer.

A straw poll at my house revealed that most (3/4) of us sit when wiping. I know I'm not alone in the half-stand position. I wonder what the percentage is across America. And isn't there a way we can design some kind of contraption where we don't even have to make that decision?

Kading didn't win the lottery. Guess I still have to pay my student loans. It's hard to pay for something so gradual. If you just got your college education in an instant, and felt incredibly smarter immediately, it would almost feel worth $80,000.

RRROOOWWRRRRRR

ME HUNGRY!!!

Booked the limo today. Or should I say stretch SUV. Stupid thing was expensive as hell. I guess it probably doesn't get very good gas mileage...

Tom keeps cornering me and offering me a spot at LWBJ. I don't know how many times I can tell him that I need another year to make that decision.

Okami is the game of the year? Seriously? Has anybody even heard of this piece of crap? Twilight Princess got robbed.

It's come to this: I febreezed my pants instead of washed them. It's just faster! I swear, once its warm enough to do laundry, I'll wash them. Probably. Maybe.

I love playing name that tune with iTunes. Jenna rocked all our worlds when we went to the country top 100. If it was like.. 5-10 year old country songs, we could've had a contest.

It's a SNOW DAY! All the schools in town are cancelled, so I figure work for me must be too... right?

Bah! The night I don't go out, interesting things happen. I guess I probably couldn't have handled the Guitar Hero until 4 AM, but it still would've been nice to see the fighting and the yard urination.

School is just around the corner and it's depressing. My eye twitch had gone away for weeks... I think it's going to come back.

There was lots of yelling and slamming of things in our house last night, and it wasn't even about football.

You happy, Kading?