Went to Ames last night. As is tradition, here's the tally:

2: Number of girls at the party.
2.5: Years Selva has gone without cutting that hair.
$10: Amount of wager made with Ben to hit on Rainbow.
4: Oreos stolen that were meant for that pie.
2: Number of girls living together that Stultz has tongued.
8:30 AM: Time that mysterious Enya music was somehow started.
4: Number of penises Matt drew on Judd's tablecloth.