I feel like crap today. Tennis season has started, and it's quickly making me realize how out of shape I was. You know what I've figured out? I've figured out that girls are insane. All the girls in my life were angry at me the other night, and it just makes me realize how much we need girly's in our lives. Man, they sure are hot, yes? I recently ventured to a dance with this hot girl that I like, and it was an interesting evening. I found out a bunch of things. 1 - Nobody dances at dances. 2 - You have to wait in a big line for pictures. 3 - Eating in front of girls isn't as bad as I thought it would be. 4 - Girls are even sexier when they are wearing dresses. That is all of my thoughts for the day. I'll keep you posted. Oh, by the way, I'm a lazy guy.