I had a terrifying nightmare last night because of those bugs in my room. Swear to God, I could hear them falling off my window pane onto the wood sill because of their hard backs.
Anyway, I dreamt that I had killed like 100 of them and they were sitting in the water bottle I use to collect them. Then, the queen Lady Bug came after me. It was the size of my fist and PISSED OFF.
For some reason, Mark wasn't all that impressed with the size of it and pretty much called me a pussy. "Get back in there. It's not bad." Okay, Mark.
I hate bugs so, so much.
Haha, thats hilarious. I probably wouldn't have slept if I could hear them falling off the window. I probably would have slept downstairs. Both places are equally scary. Those windows are close to your bed! They could have gotten in there so easily!
ReplyDeletehaha...i don't think i'd call you a pussy being scared of a fist-sized bug in real life.
ReplyDeletebut agreed...bugs do suck, but anything that happens this year with our house is not even comparable to the "beetle orgy" that was occurring in my freshmen year dorm room (i'm sure wilbur agrees).
Josh,
ReplyDeleteSTOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY!
Signed, Orkin Man
they're just harmless lady bugs Josh
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