I hate AKPsi. Why did I join this thing? If it seriously does not get better, I'm dropping this like a bad habit.

Academy Awards are boring. The should start at the end and work forward. I could watch for the first 30 minutes, then flip to AFV.

...sorry i hit you in the balls

GREAT NEWS! The sore throat is officially done. Now I just have to worry about this damn snot. It never seems to stop flowing!

Supposed to get warm now, but I see it's snowing out. That's..not good.

The project gets more and more complicated every day.

Going home in 3 days. It will be a lovely break from work, school, and Gagne.

Also, here's Will's super-sweet website.

I'm sick and it sucks. I bought the mega-advil. 225 of the little buggers for the low, low price of $17. Kading said he could probably take 50 in a day and still survive. I'll take that bet.

Sociology test tomorrow. Looks terribly unfun. Who told me this class would be interesting?

What is it about raising the roof in public that embarasses Jean so much?

Very, very quickly regretting joining AKPsi.

I saw something last night that I really didn't want to see. Neither did they, apparently. Overall, it was a good night.

I'm so glad that she's here. We're cute, aren't we? Seriously, aren't we?

I'm wearing Jean's ring. The one I bought her. It fits me well. I'm gonna go ahead and keep it.

I got a second job today. It's more of a project. I've enlisted Kading's help. I think it might be worth at least 5 hundo. We'll see.

I gotta tell ya, the internet is a lot less fun when there's no Jean to talk to. I just fart around playing games.

Thanks for the card, Mom. That was very sweet. I hope Sophie's ready for me when I get home in a couple weeks!

This weekend was very, very good. My Valentine came to see me. I took her to see my (hopefully) new house.

We met a bunch of people there. I guess Kading came, too. But the biggest purpose of the night was to further convince Sparky to let us take her house!

....and this happened.

I really, really hope somebody that can tell me what to do comes into work tomorrow. 8 hours is a long time to sit with nothing to do.

I'll have company tomorrow night. I guess that means I gotta stock up on kleenex for snottzy.

It's an absolute necessity for a man to have a shower that has adequate pressure, is warm, and does not smell like stale piss.

Thanks, Drake. Your showers are none of the above.

I am one stupid dude. It's okay, though. I'm still a handsome devil. (crickets)

Gagne: Hey, Paul. Want a breadstick?
Paul: Yeah, gimme a breadstick.
Gagne: I'll give you my breadstick.
Paul: That's the one I want!
Gagne: I'll dip it in my love sauce for ya.

Revolting.

This weekend I did absolutely no work. Mark says that because I'm a workin' man, I should be appreciating the weekends. Oh, I do.

If I'd just bit the bullet and made my bets, I'd be up over $450 on just one weekend's worth of sporting events. Hah! I don't need another vice to contend with.

I got my first paycheck today. Can you believe they actually pay me for this? It feels like just another class I have to go to. 14 hours paid $129.29. Methinks I might be screwed come tax time, but I bet they'll fix it.

Kading is Whitney'ized, and Will is too. It's just you and me, Mark. Let's bond.

This goes out to you, Dad.

Today I watched a guy that I can't stand attempt to jump a car. The reason I don't care for this guy is because he's a piece of pompous fecal matter who can't keep his mouth shut during class. Either way, he clearly had no idea what he was doing.

He spent almost 10 minutes trying to get the cars close enough together (one was parked with cars on both sides) to jump. However, his cords were never quite long enough. When he attached one end, the other cords slipped off. After his many, many nudges closer, he finally got the cars close enough to jump.

He did not attach the cables in the correct order. This was extremely evident as he began to get shocked when trying to apply the last cable. It was right around here where he looked up and saw Kading and I staring at him from our third-floor window. He waved, I ducked. He finally gave up and left the car sitting there.

Either way, the douche got what was coming to him. I laughed through the entire 25 minute procedure.

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, but a wise guy and a wise man are opposites?

Facebook is the new DrakeFacebook.