It's raining here for the first time this year. How cute.

That about does it. I don't have any other thoughts. I want to sleep.

"Hey, put your butt by his face, quick." ~ Ben

Hi-larious. (look at the time this was posted...)

You may chide me for wanting to be a professional poker player, but I say to you, "Don't vomit on my dreams, and I won't fart on yours."

I'm so proud of that.

Things can go bad and make you want to run away. But as we grow older, the horizon just seems to fade...away...

I'm not sure I get this game.

This week has become far lazier than I had imagined.

Today was the first time I've ever been told I look like Teen Wolf.

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. Wish me luck.

I love waking up every day. College is just so much better than high school.

I'm done paying to see someone's nuts. It's not worth it.

I just realized what that looks like if you don't know the poker lingo. Well, I'm not explaining.

I imagine being me would be a lot like being drunk. Everything makes sense when I do it, but then I realize I've got my coat on backwards, the remote is in my mouth, and... are those sandwich bags I'm using for socks?

I played poker for over four hours tonight and finished 29th of 2879. I just got bored.

I'm inching closer and closer to that career.

Following in size 11.5 footprints, Crazy and Liz have created websites devoted to themselves. Who would ever do something like that?

This is really, really cool. I rarely say the word cool, but this is it.

Honest to God, 12 straight hours of poker tonight. Is the knowledge gained about the game worth the time wasted? If I truly pursue a career in this game, of course.

I think I'm poker'ed out for now.

The weeks go by too fast. Today was the first day of plus 40 degree weather. I just wrote that for next year, I can check out when it was... Man, I'm sad.

Things don't change so fast that you can't notice. You just have to know where to look.

When will this week be over?! Oh.. Friday I guess. Heh, wow. I could've figured that out.

Should I join the 'Alpha Lamda Delta' honor society for first year students? What happens my second year? The acceptance letter is a bill. No thanks, jerkwads.

Today I was looking through the weather forecasts and noticed the higher temperatures. I decided to check my farmers almanac for March's outlook. It predicts blizzard the first week in March. Sorry, everybody.

I drool all over myself just before falling asleep. I'm half awake thinking, "Man, I'm soaked." Just thought you should know.

I hate you, blue van. You drive 50 miles in the left lane, and slide over so people can pass only when you notice the cop. You, sir, are a douche.

Man, I have to pee.

Ah... Valentines. Virtually the namesake of this very website. It's the purpose, actually. Five years ago when I built this castle, I never knew that the 'love' might actually exist.

So frustratingly worried over (hopefully) nothing. Please don't break my shit....

Home is exactly as I remember it. Quiet and humongous. I can only imagine what it must be like when it's just my parents and sister.

holy crap

When Mark and I are bored, we get on hotornot.com and rate women.

"That is by far the ugliest woman I've ever seen" ~ Josh
"Hey now.... but sorta true" ~ Mark

First and foremost, who else thinks those new Quiznos commercials are genius? I really love that screaming hamster with the guitar. Awesome.

Secondly, American Idol is back and I'm actually watching it. Not too shabby....

The weeks seem to fly by when I'm supposed to be doing things that I'm not. Is it just me or does my room really, really smell like B.O.?

I won another $20 bucks playing poker last night. I'm about even lifetime now, at least money-wise. The resentment from Jean costs more than money.

Well, another week has begun. At least this one is capped at each end with my baby.

I played poker again last night and won another $20. I can't stop.. but I'm starting to win... Do I really need to stop?

They always stress that you can do anything with an accounting degree. Isn't that just another way of saying you have no guarantees?

No Snickers were purchased, but I do have enough Gardettos to last me for a month.

Fine. I won't play poker all of February. You happy?

Sam's Club today. I'm excited to see the gargantuan Snickers.

I hate her. I truly, honestly hate her. She cheats and she coughs on EVERYTHING. She's the most expendable human being I've ever met. I hate her.

I haven't felt the rush of true, honest hate since the 10th grade. It's breathtaking.

Like I said to my buddy Carl, who incidently shares more in common with me than any man should, a baked ruffle is, in essence, a 'lay' potato chip. There are no ruffles once the chip is baked. Just be honest, guys.

I realize it's a bit obscure, but here's my favorite line from my favorite movie 10 years ago. You name it, you're my new best friend.

kinda hot in these rhinos....

I hate getting up early. It's hard to get dressed in the dark.

Only two more classes until freedom....temporary freedom. God.. school blows.

I had an adventure tonight.

Kading came into my room at 330 and asked if I wanted to spend my evening running valet for some rich guy's party. Sounded like a good enough idea at the time. It wasn't until I got into the car to leave that I realized how cold I would be standing outside from 4-10.

The beginning was simple. Open the door, give the ticket, park the car. I got to park some nice cars: a couple BMW's, a Benz, tons of SUV's and a Lexus. The Lexus was by far the scariest experience of my life.

We had reached the end of the very long street with all the cars we were parking. It came to a 'T' with another street that was to be the spillover. We could only park on the right side of this street. So I take my Lexus and turn right onto the street to pull a U turn and park further down. I assume the open area off the road is shoulder. It wasn't. It happened to be loosely packed snow. As soon as my tires hit it, the car was in.

I panicked.

My mind raced with ways I could blame it on the other drivers. "Uhh.. how did that Lexus get down there... illegally parked..and in the ditch?" I couldn't do that... I fessed up to the other guys and they all laughed at me. We waited until the guests were all inside and eating, then five of us went down to un-ditch it. It took nearly 15 minutes.

In the end, I learned a very valuable lesson from this experience. Even if my mind immediately turns to lying, it actually serves me better to stay honest. Also, I learned not to put Lexus's into ditches.

Thank you.

So how about that halftime show? And those commercials? Kading's big screen really brought out the jiggle in Janet's boob.

It's snowy outside and I love it. Just because it's so warm compared to last week.

rrroowwrrr

A glimpse into somebody else's life and I'm...happy. Still, I'm up at 2:30 in the morning.

The music compliation CD's they advertise this early in the morning almost convince me to call. You'll be mine yet 'Tha Down Low'. You too, 'Greatest Hits of Bob Seger, vol. 2'.

Happy February. <--- Amazing but huge.